What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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