What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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