Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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White men's rights

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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