I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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