- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

what is stupid and reading this you

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

My nipple is bleeding

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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