Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Penis.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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