- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

fart+fart=poop

Who invented apple? God

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Women's Rights

Gingers.

save me from the nothing ive become

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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