A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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