Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Tunechi

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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