What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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What's one plus one? two.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Good job, son.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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