- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

You know what's catchy? A cold

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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