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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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You're tall.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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