Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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