why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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hey guys im gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Anti Joke

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