Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Barack Obama

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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