Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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