2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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