What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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