If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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who smells? •Liam

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Ju... Just why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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