How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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