What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Kathy Griffin.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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