Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What's a joke? Funny

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Amputations.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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No

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What is Jason? Black.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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