What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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