what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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this website...

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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