Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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