What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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