pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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GADZOOKS!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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