Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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