Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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I am on a escalator.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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