If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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