Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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