what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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wat?

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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