There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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ha.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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my whole life!

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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gabbi nunez ;)

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Adam Sandler.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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