how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Hillary Clinton

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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