A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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well use a tissue!

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Ass

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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