How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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