When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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RUN

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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A Weight loss service that works

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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