whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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