Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Jews

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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