What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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