A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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