Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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dassa

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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