A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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robin, get in the car.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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