The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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