what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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