What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Pianos.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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