Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Pianca going ham

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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