Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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