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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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