A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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The penn state football administration

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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andrew wagner

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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