A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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