Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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butt sex

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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