your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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lol

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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