why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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yeah..

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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