A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Anti Joke

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