what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Anti Joke

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