- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

Laugh.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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