What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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A black succeeds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Laugh.

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1 Jew XD

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