Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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ur mother

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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