- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

son, you're adopted.

how did the little girl die cancer

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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