I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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A black student graduated High School

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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your face is kinda funny

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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