- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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