what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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hit the thumbs down button

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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