What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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