Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Anti Joke

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