Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Justin Bieber.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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